Obama's Cavalcade of Chat Jetting to Europe

After numerous trips over the pond to do advance work for President Obama, the kit and kaboodle is now jetting off for real now that the most picturesque backdrops and people have been found and prepared.

Cargo planes, carrying all of Obama's travel needs and presumably Michelle's closet, will flank Air Force One, as they fly, which should remind Europe of the last D-Day force to invade. In addition to all of the experts, the flying gym, teleprompters, aides and the Presidential minion, there are at least 35 vehicles, numerous helicopters to confuse our terrorist friends and Marine One so Obama won't have to use the Tube. Also part of the Flymada are staff for Mrs President, Reggie Love who handles Obama's favorite snacks and beverages for the President as well as being Obama's personal exercise buddy and tireless dialer of the President's BlackBerry, chefs to cater to his food-of-the-people menu and a medical team so Obama will not have to deal with the medical systems in Europe which he wants to emulate here in the United States.

This will number about 500 people including a palace guard of 200 Secret Service to protect Obama from his friends in all the countries he will visit to chat, summit with and just get down with his new buddies around the world.

Meanwhile in the real world, the stock market is losing billions, people are losing jobs and Barney Frank wants to start setting salaries for all of us money grubbing know-nothings.

On the bright side, Barack will be able to whisper to Michelle, "We'll always have Paris."